Short answer: it better be, because the Louvre just got hit (again), and the thieves’ “strategy” looked suspiciously like your average Tuesday for low-effort cybercriminals.

A ridiculous, low-budget caper (2025 edition)

Sunday morning in Paris. Four people in construction-ish gear roll up with a vehicle-mounted ladder, pop a window to the Apollo Gallery, and in roughly seven minutes smash cases, grab jewels dating back to the Napoleonic era, drop one crown on the way out (oops), and vanish on motorbikes. Total movie runtime: one coffee. Total special effects budget: a battery grinder and a lift (The Guardian, Washington Post).

Why so easy? Reports point to outdated cameras, blind spots, chronic understaffing, and long-delayed upgrades; exactly the “we’ll fix it next quarter” sins that doom security programs. French unions say staff cuts hollowed out protection while crowds surged; some rooms reportedly lacked CCTV altogether. You can almost hear the attackers whisper, “Merci” (The Guardian, Museums Association).

Bonus jaw-dropper: the jewels were uninsured (state-owned collections are “self-insured”). Translation for CISOs: if your crown jewels go missing, there may be no simple check coming (Newsweek).

“Legendary security,” back when the Louvre learned the hard way

This isn’t the first time the museum got humbled. In 1911, Vincenzo Peruggia, an ex-worker, walked out with the Mona Lisa after removing it from its frame and wrapping it up. No lasers, no Mission: Impossible harness, just a smock and some moxie. The incident (and years of embarrassment) eventually drove museum security to modernize: bulletproof glass, climate-controlled displays, and serious controls; for the marquee pieces. The problem? Controls weren’t uniform across the collection. Sound like any networks you know? (Time, KAB Gallery).

Why “legendary” turns into “lax” (and how that maps to your org)

• Complacency: “No one would dare rob us” (until they do).
• Patchwork controls: Mona Lisa gets a bank vault; other galleries get… vibes. (In cyber terms: the CFO’s laptop has EDR+MFA+hardening; the lab PCs are “best effort”) (WXII 12).
• Budget drift & deferred upgrades: Everyone agrees security is important; somehow the CCTV still runs on yesterday’s tech (and tomorrow’s to-do list) (France 24).
• Staffing gaps & alert fatigue: Fewer people, more crowds, more noise (your SOC feels seen) (France 24).

The cyber mirror: how thieves become threat actors

What happened in Paris is what happens online every day:

• Simple tools, outsized impact. Battery grinders ↔ commodity malware & scripts. You don’t need a nation-state when the door’s propped open.
• Seven-minute dwell time. That’s your RTO/RPO fantasy vs. reality; if your detection and response are slower than a coffee break, the jewels are gone.
• Crown-jewel targeting. Attackers go where the value concentrates (privileged identities, finance systems, IP vaults), not where your dashboards look prettiest.
• Insurance isn’t salvation. Cyber insurance exclusions and sublimits won’t rebuild trust or reputation; same lesson the Louvre is relearning.

Compliance isn’t glamorous, but it works

The U.S. is under sustained cyberattack across public and private sectors. The fastest way to stop being “the next Louvre story” is to do the boring but essential things consistently:

1. Asset & data mapping: Know where your crown jewels actually live (and shadow copies).
2. Uniform controls: EDR, MFA, logging, and backups for all “galleries,” not just the famous ones.
3. Least privilege & PAM: Lock the side doors and staff entrances (service accounts, legacy shares, stale admins).
4. Detect fast, respond faster: Test your MTTD/MTTR the way firefighters drill (tabletops, purple team, containment runbooks).
5. Compliance with teeth: Map to NIST SP 800-171/CMMC so controls survive budget weather and leadership changes.

Okay, but… is your cyber safer than the Louvre?

If your monitoring only watches the “Mona Lisa” systems while the back-office “Apollo Gallery” runs on exceptions, then… probably not. That’s where Atlantic Digital (ADI) comes in:

• vCISO + Governance: Make “uniform controls” a budgeted, auditable requirement, not a wish.
• CMMC-ready buildouts: Implement NIST 800-171 controls with evidence (policies, SSP, POA&M) that survive audits.
• Crown-Jewel Program: Identify, segment, and monitor your most valuable data and privileges, then prove it works.
• Detection & Response Drills: Shrink mean time to everything (detect, contain, recover) with runbooks and rehearsals.

If you don’t want your breach report to read like a low-budget ladder, a grinder, and a shrug, talk to ADI. We’ll help you lock the window and the gallery.